Two go in, one comes out!
Tito!
Joe!
Fight!
Real name
Tito: Tito Munoz
Joe: Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher
Advantage: Push
Represents
Tito: Hispanics
Joe: White middle-class America
Advantage: Tito
Fled from
Tito: Columbia
Joe: Texas
Advantage: Joe
Key swing states impacted
Tito: Arizona, New Mexico, Florida
Joe: Ohio, Michigan, Pennsylvania
Advantage: Joe
Campaigns with
Tito: Sarah Palin
Joe: John McCain
Advantage: Tito
Moment of fame
Tito: interviewed on Hannity and Colmes
Joe: questioned Barack Obama's tax plan
Advantage: Joe
Shtick
Tito: wears sunglasses all the time
Joe: bald
Advantage: Tito
What he should be doing
Tito: Business owner
Joe: Plumber's helper
Advantage: Tito
Approach
Tito: Pissed off
Joe: Cool
Advantage: Tito
Has probably had
Tito: too much coffee
Joe: too much time on his hands
Advantage: Joe
Looks like
Tito: Pancho Villa
Joe: Michael Chiklis
Advantage: Push
Has signed with a PR firm
Tito: Unknown
Joe: Yes, for "a possible record deal with a major label, personal appearances and corporate sponsorships."
Advantage: Tito
Currently owes for back taxes
Tito: Unknown
Joe: Aware, unconcerned
Advantage: Joe
Has recently impressed
Tito: Sean Hannity
Joe: Conservative women
Advantage: Push--there are no winners here
Finishing move
Tito: Columbian necktie
Joe: The ol' wrench in the eye
Advantage: Tito
Strategy
Tito: Keep yelling until cameras find you
Joe: Put yourself in Obama's path
Advantage: Joe
Will be coming to Washington
Tito: One way or another
Joe: If McCain wins
Advantage: Tito
Biggest accomplishment
Tito: Came to America from Columbia and now owns own business
Joe: Asked, six years ago during job interview, about someday owning a business Advantage: Tito
Will be back in
Tito: every four years
Joe: every time blue collar workers need a voice
Advantage: Tito
Secretly wants to campaign with
Tito: Dora the Explorer
Joe: Michael Chiklis
Advantage: Joe
Could be the lost member of
Tito: The Village People
Joe: Right Said Fred
Advantage: Joe
Total
Tito: 10
Joe: 8
Winners: Joe, Tito
Losers: McCain, Palin, America
