Tito the Builder vs Joe the Plumber smackdown

What if Tito the Builder and Joe the Plumber had a fight to the death?
Two go in, one comes out!

Tito!


Joe!


Fight!


Real name
Tito: Tito Munoz
Joe: Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher
Advantage: Push

Represents
Tito: Hispanics
Joe: White middle-class America
Advantage: Tito

Fled from
Tito: Columbia
Joe: Texas
Advantage: Joe

Key swing states impacted
Tito: Arizona, New Mexico, Florida
Joe: Ohio, Michigan, Pennsylvania
Advantage: Joe

Campaigns with
Tito: Sarah Palin
Joe: John McCain
Advantage: Tito

Moment of fame
Tito: interviewed on Hannity and Colmes
Joe: questioned Barack Obama's tax plan
Advantage: Joe

Shtick
Tito: wears sunglasses all the time
Joe: bald
Advantage: Tito

What he should be doing
Tito: Business owner
Joe: Plumber's helper
Advantage: Tito

Approach
Tito: Pissed off
Joe: Cool
Advantage: Tito

Has probably had
Tito: too much coffee
Joe: too much time on his hands
Advantage: Joe

Looks like
Tito: Pancho Villa
Joe: Michael Chiklis
Advantage: Push

Has signed with a PR firm
Tito: Unknown
Joe: Yes, for "a possible record deal with a major label, personal appearances and corporate sponsorships."
Advantage: Tito

Currently owes for back taxes
Tito: Unknown
Joe: Aware, unconcerned
Advantage: Joe

Has recently impressed
Tito: Sean Hannity
Joe: Conservative women
Advantage: Push--there are no winners here

Finishing move
Tito: Columbian necktie
Joe: The ol' wrench in the eye
Advantage: Tito

Strategy
Tito: Keep yelling until cameras find you
Joe: Put yourself in Obama's path
Advantage: Joe

Will be coming to Washington
Tito: One way or another
Joe: If McCain wins
Advantage: Tito

Biggest accomplishment
Tito: Came to America from Columbia and now owns own business
Joe: Asked, six years ago during job interview, about someday owning a business Advantage: Tito

Will be back in
Tito: every four years
Joe: every time blue collar workers need a voice
Advantage: Tito

Secretly wants to campaign with
Tito: Dora the Explorer
Joe: Michael Chiklis
Advantage: Joe

Could be the lost member of
Tito: The Village People



Joe: Right Said Fred












Advantage: Joe

Total
Tito: 10
Joe: 8

Winners: Joe, Tito
Losers: McCain, Palin, America