“Time is now beginning to be of service to the American forces and harmful to the resistance,” the document said “Generally speaking and despite the gloomy present situation, we find that the best solution in order to get out of this crisis is to involve the
The document also said that the insurgency was failing to attract more recruits. The
Terrorists have no such elements in their favor. Their recruiters have died at an alarming rate, blowing themselves up with improvised explosive devices. The terrorists can also offer no monetary bonuses because those they recruit often have no reason to buy anything ever again. It's almost as if the allure of death and mayhem is losing its appeal to would-be insurgents.
Ahh, the gloomy life of a terrorist. Maybe they are finally starting to realize that when you spend all your time plotting how to kill yourself and others, it leaves precious little time for friends and loved ones. That said, my plan to save
Girlfriend: honey, where are you going?
Terrorist: baby, you know I have that meeting tonight…uh, with the guys.
Girlfriend: ohh baby, no. You promised you’d stay home tonight.
Terrorist: you know Tuesdays are our big night...erm, poker night!
Girlfriend: but if you go you won’t get to see what I bought at
*cue raunchy music*
See? We’re only human. And yeah, guys will be guys. It's no accident that most fanatics are young men, before they've mellowed out a little. Most guys love explosisons, loud noises, and team sports. So, you can see how young males could be succeptable to the seductive call to be a martyr, can't you? We need to fight fire with fire. What's one thing guys like more than explosions and loud noises? You guessed it. See, there's more to life than acting like a jerk. The sooner fanatics around the world realize this the better. You don’t build a better world by living a gloomy existence. I think tomorrow’s terrorists are figuring that out. While strapping yourself into a truck full of explosives and plowing into a building might be some guy’s idea of fun, I’d rather wake up in the morning and thank God for another day of life.