Top 5 worst days packaged, hyped, and perpetuated on the American public:5. Valentine's Day. Enjoy being mocked? Nothing says romance quite like commercials telling everyone how to be romantic. Flowers? OK. Chocolates? OK. Teddy bears. Um... Pajama-grams? Ugh... Are we having fun yet? I can't wait until this shit is ova with.
4. Halloween. What started off as a fun day for kids has been predictably hijacked by 18 to 35 year-olds who zip-up in costume to mask their otherwise everyday juvenile and assholish behavior.
3. St. Patricks Day. What started off as a fun day for hard-drinking Irish has been predictably hijacked by 18 to 35 year-olds who zip-up in costume to mask their otherwise everyday juvenile and assholish behavior.
2. Cinco de Mayo. What started off as a fun day for hard-drinking Mexicans has been predictably hijacked by 18 to 35 year-olds who zip-up in costume to mask their otherwise everyday juvenile and assholish behavior.
1. New Year's Eve. A day of respite and reflection has been predictably hijacked by 18 to 35 year-olds who zip-up in costume to mask their otherwise everyday juvenile and assholish behavior.
I'm out.
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