Goddammit, Cubs, my beard lasted a paltry four days. FOUR DAYS! It barely evolved past stubble as you melted down and shuffled out of the playoffs, sodomized by the Arizona Diamondbacks. The Diamondbacks! The D-Backs! The Baby 'Backs! The team that was formed in 1998 and three years later won a World Series. You Cubs, meanwhile, are now looking at 100 years without a title. No pressure.
Misery loves company.
In other news though the Bears pulled out a victory over the Packers Sunday night. I've got that going for me.
Back to politics I guess. Oy!