Winning the war on terror one terrified citizen at a time
Monday, June 05, 2006
Superman Returns With Endorsements
After a 19 year hiatus, Superman has returned with super endorsements!In these disconcerting times everyone is happy to have our greatest hero back. Today I saw the Son of Jor-El in a Diet Pepsi advertisement. I suppose you can't really stand for truth, justice, and the American way if you're not willing to lend your name to a product.Even Superman can’t turn down a dump truck of full money, right?He’s not made of stone. So, what's the next pitch for the Man of Steel? Viagra?