Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Poll of the Week

President Bush is quickly losing support among voters and people who are willing to work for him. Who do you think he will appoint as Secretary of Homeland Security after Micahel Chertoff is exiled to Elba?

15% - Sideshow Bob
23% - Steve from Accounting
40% - The ashes of Roy Rogers
12% - A Republican Hollywood celebrity
10% - Some other inept guy no one has ever heard of, but probably with adequate facial hair.

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