Wednesday, May 25, 2005

What have you done lately?

Homer's lifelong dreams, in order!

1. Own the Dallas Cowboys
2. Run out on the field during a baseball game
3. Be a monorail conductor
4. Be a contestant on "The Gong Show"
5. Be a blackjack dealer
6. Eat the world's biggest hoagie
7. Manage a beautiful country singer

Dream big, little grasshoppers!

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